How to Evangelize People



All he wants to do was host a simple show about evangelism. Instead, the Narrator is saddled with two assistants who not only steer the car toward the cliff, they try to add booster rockets. When they aren't accusing the Narrator of being a Communist or debating the deliciousness of turducken, they sometimes, if the mood suits them, actually illustrate how and how not to share the Gospel. 

An evangelism aid disguised as a screwball comedy, or perhaps the other way around, How to Evangelize People is something you've never seen before. You can find the Complete First Series here. 

Here are the individual scripts. Unlike the full collection, none of the scripts are DRM enabled, meaning you are free to share them. If you don't have a Kindle, you can download the free Kindle app that will let you use it on all your mobile devices.
 

The First Series (get it here)


The Salutation - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of greetings, his assistants (Eric and Andy) accuse him of being a Communist.

Speaking of God - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of bringing up your faith in a conversation, he also must console Andy on being a futon owner.

Testimonies - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of testimonies, his assistants debate whether or not kilts are in this year.

Rejection - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of rejection, he and his assistants debate the quality of 'Weekend at Bernie's.'

Two by Two - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of going out "two by two," Eric and Andy debate the merits of spin-offs.

Servant Evangelism - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of being a servant while evangelizing, time travel via a phone booth is given due consideration.

Your Attention Please - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of gaining someone's attention, he must also confront his dislike of balloon animals.

A Page from the Book of Assisi - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of emulating the example of St. Francis of Assisi, Eric and Andy recall traumatic evangelism attempts

A Christian to English Dictionary - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of translating "Christian Speak" to understandable language, Andy runs the risk of being set on fire.

What’s Fun got to do with it? - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of remembering that there is joy and fun in the Gospel message, he is berated for using the passive voice.

Politics as Usual - As the Narrator tries to address how politics can interfere with the Gospel message, Eric and Andy discuss the deliciousness of turducken. 

The Lost Episode - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of not letting biases interfere with discerning who is and isn't a Christian, Eric discovers why Andy is a terrible negotiator.

Stumbling Blocks - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of stumbling blocks and how they interfere with the Gospel message, Eric and Andy discover they might be sued.

Tis the Season - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of Christmas, Eric discusses why he has a restraining order against Santa.

Friendly Neighborhood Atheist - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of engaging atheists, Andy learns new words.

Hard Questions - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of hard questions, Eric uncovers a conspiracy involving Kevin Bacon.

The Path to Salvation - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of what is and isn't needed for salvation, Andy wants to shoot someone out of a cannon.

Evangelism - The Narrator is a no-show and Eric and Andy have no idea what to do next. When Brian arrives to deliver a message, they find out what it's like to evangelize in the real world.

The Second Series (not yet in a full collection)

Tips and Tracts -  As the Narrator tries to address the subject of being a good restaurant customer (and tipping well), his assistants become obsessed with furniture and power tools.

Internet Evangelism - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of spreading the Gospel online and avoiding some problematic internet pitfalls, his assistants are too distracted by smartphone games and cat pictures.


These scripts are all-digital, meaning you will need a device that can read Kindle books (and any laptop, mobile or hand-held device should work for you.) Keeping these files digital helps me keep my costs low, and I can pass the savings onto you. In addition to the packs of scripts, many can be purchased individually. If you are an Amazon Prime member, you can borrow these scripts for free.

If you don't have a Kindle, you can download the free Kindle app that will let you use it on all your mobile devices.

For more of my Christian Scripts, go here for the full list.