Welcome to my Christian Script Site

While a few of these scripts are free, most of them are available for purchase through Amazon. You can either get the script on a Kindle or you can download a free Amazon Kindle app to any reader device. Each script is 99 cents each, and once you download it, you can share it among everyone who might need a copy. You can also purchase the full script collection for just $2.99 to read them all beforehand. Even better, if you are an Amazon Prime member, you can borrow every single one of these scripts for free before you purchase them.

I decided to go with the electronic copies because it makes these a lot cheaper. You would not have these prices for a printed script, and I pass the savings onto you.

I hope you enjoy this page and these scripts. Drop me a line if you have any questions or comments. Also let me know if you perform anything I've written. I always like to know how these scripts worked out for you.

Check back often as I am constantly updating this website to add more material and announcing promotions. Once a week, every Thursday through Monday, I will release a script for free on Kindle. Come back every week to find the new script.

Free Comedy Script Promotion June 12th - June 15th 2015

Over these four days, I'm releasing four free comedy scripts from my Crazy Christians collections. Enjoy.


From my Crazy Christians and Digital Daring Deeds collection:

•  Church Insurance - A pushy insurance Agent tries to sell a policy that covers specific "Acts of God," including pillars of fire and plagues of locusts. He does not find a receptive audience.

• Battle of the Church Thermostat - A group of insurgent parishioners are making a play to change the church thermostat. They face opposition in every direction from rival factions who also want control of the thermostat. 

From my Crazy Christians and Large Frozen Fish collection:

• Apologetics Clinic - A Christian parody of Monty Python's 'The Argument Sketch.' A hapless patron enters the Apologetics Clinic and encounters a clerk who clearly does not know what apologetics is, and it only goes downhill from there.
• How Not to be a Martyr - A Christian is told that the only thing he'll be good at is being martyred. He is then given several options for his martyrdom.

These are for Amazon Kindle. If you don't have a Kindle, you can download the free Kindle app that will let you use it on all your mobile devices.  

Free Promotion 11-29-13

Every week I promote one of my scripts for free. It's always available from Thursday through Monday.

This week's offering is A Christmas Persecution from my Crazy Christians and Large Frozen Fish collection.

About this script: In this situation, three parishioners are barred from putting up a Nativity scene on city property; their pastor realizes that the ban was definitely justified.

Check back next week for another scrip from one of my collections. There's a new one every week, don't miss out. These are for Amazon Kindle. If you don't have a Kindle, you can download the free Kindle app that will let you use it on all your mobile devices.

Free Promotion 7-11-13

Every week I promote one of my scripts for free. It's always available from Thursday through Monday.

This week's offering is Ministry of Good Character from my Crazy Christians and Digital Daring Deeds collection.
About this script: In this situation, a pastor runs afoul of the Ministry of Good Character when trying to dress up as a person from the Bible.

Check back next week for another scrip from one of my collections. There's a new one every week, don't miss out. These are for Amazon Kindle. If you don't have a Kindle, you can download the free Kindle app that will let you use it on all your mobile devices.

Free Promotion 7-4-13

Every week I promote one of my scripts for free. It's always available from Thursday through Monday.

This week's offering is Ministry of Christian Band Names from my Crazy Christians and Digital Daring Deeds collection.
About this script: In this situation, a bandleader of a Christian band is looking for some help in finding the perfect Biblical band name. Sadly, a visit to the Ministry of Christian Band Names reveals that all the good Biblical names are taken, and the ones remaining have a lot to be desired.

Check back next week for another scrip from one of my collections. There's a new one every week, don't miss out. These are for Amazon Kindle. If you don't have a Kindle, you can download the free Kindle app that will let you use it on all your mobile devices.

Free Promotion 6-27-13

Every week I promote one of my scripts for free. It's always available from Thursday through Monday.

This week's offering is Matthew the Verse Boy from my Crazy Christians and Digital Daring Deeds collection.
About this script: In this situation, a boy named Matthew is leading a Bible study. Problem is, everything he reads from the Bible happens around him. And not all the Bible's verses are happy and sweet.

Check back next week for another scrip from one of my collections. There's a new one every week, don't miss out. These are for Amazon Kindle. If you don't have a Kindle, you can download the free Kindle app that will let you use it on all your mobile devices.

Wisdom and Impulse: A Coffee Conundrum

Wisdom and Impulse: A Coffee Conundrum

By Charles B. French

Based on an idea from The Well

We are often pulled in opposite directions. Our wisdom pulls us one way while our impulses another. Sometimes even the wisest of us can fall prey to these impulses. These four quick and humorous vignettes explore this conflict.

Reference Verse: Proverbs 3:21

Characters:

Wisdom – Very calm and wise, has a soft spot for Impulse.

Impulse – Always acting on emotion and what feels right, never stopping to think about what could go wrong

This is loosely based on the old Mac and PC commercials.

Free Promotion 2-21-13

Every week I promote one of my scripts for free. It's always available from Thursday through Monday.

This week's offering is Facebook Inquisition from my Crazy Christians and Digital Daring Deeds collection.
About this script: In this situation, the Facebook Inquisition pounces on a poor individual because his Facebook activity isn't Christian enough.

Check back next week for another scrip from one of my collections. There's a new one every week, don't miss out. These are for Amazon Kindle. If you don't have a Kindle, you can download the free Kindle app that will let you use it on all your mobile devices.

Free Promotion 11-29-12

Every week I promote one of my scripts for free. It's always available from Thursday through Monday.

This week's offering is How it Really Happened from my Crazy Christians and Digital Daring Deeds collection.
About this script: In this situation, a speaker giving his testimony is hooked up to a lie detector, and the truth of what really happened comes out. 

You can find the script here.

Check back next week for another scrip from one of my collections. There's a new one every week, don't miss out. These are for Amazon Kindle. If you don't have a Kindle, you can download the free Kindle app that will let you use it on all your mobile devices.

Free Promotion 10-4-12

Every week I promote one of my scripts for free. It's always available from Thursday through Monday.

This week's offering is A Christian to English Dictionary from my How To Evangelize People collection.
About this script: In this episode, the Narrator must reign in his meandering assistants, Eric and Andy, as he tries to address the subject of translating "Christian Speak" to understandable language. Andy runs the risk of being set on fire.

Check back next week for another scrip from one of my collections. There's a new one every week, don't miss out. These are for Amazon Kindle. If you don't have a Kindle, you can download the free Kindle app that will let you use it on all your mobile devices.

Free Promotion 9-13-12

Every week I promote one of my scripts for free. It's always available from Thursday through Monday.

This week's offering is Your Attention Please from my How To Evangelize People collection.
About this script: In this episode, the Narrator must reign in his meandering assistants, Eric and Andy, as he tries to address the subject of gaining someone's attention. The Narrator confronts his dislike of balloon animals.

Check back next week for another scrip from one of my collections. There's a new one every week, don't miss out. These are for Amazon Kindle. If you don't have a Kindle, you can download the free Kindle app that will let you use it on all your mobile devices.

Free Promotion 8-16-12

Every week I promote one of my scripts for free. It's always available from Thursday through Monday.

This week's offering is That's My Spot from my Crazy Christians and Digital Daring Deeds collection.
About this script: In this situation, a cranky churchgoer discovers that some ruffian is sitting in his usual spot in the sanctuary. Naturally, this upsets him and he plans to take it to the highest authority.

Check back next week for another scrip from one of my collections. There's a new one every week, don't miss out. These are for Amazon Kindle. If you don't have a Kindle, you can download the free Kindle app that will let you use it on all your mobile devices.

Our Friend Occam

 Our Friend Occam

By Charles B. French

Occam's razor states that all things being equal, the simplest solution is usually correct. In debates about the existance of God, this is used quite a bit. After all, if there's no "evidence" for God, the simple conclusion is that God doesn't exist. However, as we see in this script, it's a litle more complicated than that.

Characters:
Jodie - she does not believe in God
Bob - he has many questions and a love for a certain band
Occam - never passes up the opportunity for a good debate

Jodie, and Bob are just hanging out, talking about things. That’s it, that’s all they’re doing. What, you thought there would be more? Nope, it’s just a gabfest. They are probably at a restaurant or even a bar. If they were in England, they'd be at a pub.

Jodie: I’m telling you, it’s impossible.

Bob: No, you just lack faith.

Free Promotion 7-19-12

Every week I promote one of my scripts for free. It's always available from Thursday through Monday.

This week's offering is Potluck License from my Crazy Christians and Digital Daring Deeds collection.
About this script: In this situation, a woman finds out that she needs a license to bring food to her church's potluck, and getting it isn't exactly a piece of cake.

Check back next week for another scrip from one of my collections. There's a new one every week, don't miss out. These are for Amazon Kindle. If you don't have a Kindle, you can download the free Kindle app that will let you use it on all your mobile devices.

Second Coming Show

The Second Coming Show

By Charles B. French

There’s a big difference between expecting the Second Coming and doing little more than sitting around and waiting for it. Not only does it make us look silly when it doesn’t happen, we squander the time God has given us. We are meant to do so much more than wait out the clock, and this script explores what happens with the people who do.

Characters: The show is anchored by cohosts Daniel and Mary. A reporter, Peter is out in the field.

Set notes: The set should somewhat resemble a morning show. Daniel and Mary should sit in chairs stage center while Peter stands off to one side. Some kind of morning show type music should be played at the beginning and end.

The two hosts are talking quietly to each other as the music plays and then turn to face the audience as the music fades off.

Daniel: Hello. I’m Daniel Johnson.

Mary: And I’m Mary Matthews. Welcome to The Second Coming Show, where we await the return of Jesus Christ, who promised one day that He would return.